The TORPOMETRONOMICON Gary Clemenceau eBook
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"Monty Python's IT Dept meets The Onion on PRNewsWire." ~A. Kircher
A techno-cult mainstay for decades, this (previously lost) AcmeVaporware compilation is arguably the weirdest and funniest tech-parody ever written. Author Gary Clemenceau is a seer and mad hatter of the first order.
Contained herein are all of arch-mega-corp AcmeVaporware's, "Yesterday's Technology Tomorrow" press releases, supersecret communiques, Powerpointless Presentation notes, impossible product manuals, and Layer 1 colonic errata associated with a Decade of tech-torpor under the influence. As you know, corporate press releases in general are a big stupid archaic waste of time -- and AcmeVaporware's corporate press releases and psychotronic phlogiston are no exception -- BUT, they're the only ones you'll ever read all the way through -- OUT LOUD -- while laughing. So long as corporate life remains an inhuman slog through absurd, grey-minded cubicles, The TORPOMETRONOMICON will find a home.
But wait, there's more.
An insane work of staggering Physical-Layer genius, The TORPOMETRONOMICON is not only the ULTIMATE in IT/network bathroom reading, it's also one of the few that is on nearly every helpdesk from Alphaville to Zebulon. When in doubt, pull out the manual!
The TORPOMETRONOMICON Gary Clemenceau eBook
anyone familiar with corporate communications has to adore this book as it is hilarious and the names are genius. it exposes experiences for "could have been" in addition to adding to one's vocabulary. had to purchase a second one as the original was adopted for a private library by a guest.Product details
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The TORPOMETRONOMICON Gary Clemenceau eBook Reviews
Brilliant, bizarre, sardonic, hilarious. Imagine Mark Leyner, Thomas Pynchon, and Steve Martin forced to share a brain and work as copywriters and marketeers for an alternate-reality mid-century-retro IBM that somehow finds itself in the 90s.
If you are not dumb, and can read, this book is for you! Enjoy.
This book, like AcmeVaporware itself, is one of the most painfully hilarious non-sequitur doppelganger techno-apparitions to emerge from the Roaring Nineties. It's Monty Python's IT department meets The Onion on PRNewsWire in a fission/fusion reactor on meth on crack with a side of ham ("Hey, ham!"). Clemenceau continues to tear out corporate America's porcine, techno-black artificial heart and show the sputtering Jarvik kluge-networking-blob to its robotic victim -- um, in a really funny way. He even manages to lampoon the publishing industry's patented "logrolling" quote machine (see the riotously funny quotes on the back cover, along with the book's rule-breaking marketing blurb). Rampant sloth induction was never so much fun.
anyone familiar with corporate communications has to adore this book as it is hilarious and the names are genius. it exposes experiences for "could have been" in addition to adding to one's vocabulary. had to purchase a second one as the original was adopted for a private library by a guest.
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